Expect the Unexpected

So, I wanted to use the wifi at the laundromat had to do laundry today and went back to the Friendly Wash. It's a great laundromat and I would know! (I've been to nearly 100 of them all over the country). As I was walking up today, I read their sign for the first time and it said, Expect this [insert thing that the sign actually said], Expect that [insert another thing that the sign actually said] and Expect the unexpected. Clearly all I remember was Expect the unexpected. This one jumped out at me because I don't want my laundry experience to be anything other than what I expect! I've had laundromat disasters. I want my laundry to go exactly as I expect!

I didn't dwell too long on this because I saw that they'd replaced their double washers with new double washers that were 50 cents more expensive (UNEXPECTED!) and then I went on the internet because I hadn't been able to close the deal on the toaster last night. I let my wash sit in the machine for a few extra minutes because I'm a loiterer and then went over to the dryers, where I saw that one of the machines had 24 minutes left on it! That's like 50 cents worth of dry time! So I guess today, the unexpected turned out to be good!